I’ve had a “close shave,” the barber exclaimed, To the policeman while fixing his strops, I’ve had influenza, and I feel quite ashamed To say that they fed me on “slops.” “’Twas a ‘hair-breadth ‘escape’,” the bobby replied; “Your life was nearly ‘cut-short.’ Without Woods’ Peppermint Cure I might have ‘dyed’ ” Was the barber’s final retort.
Now is the timx to rug horses and cows. You cannot do better than place your orders with me for my famous rugs. W. E. Bullard, saddler and harness maker, Main Street.*
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXII, Issue 849, 7 June 1910, Page 2
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88Page 2 Advertisements Column 7 Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXII, Issue 849, 7 June 1910, Page 2
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