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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 433, 8 September 1908, Page 4

“ It’s a great help to be able to size up the men you come in contact with,” said a business man to his son: ‘‘but, it’s more important still that you should first know yourself. For instance. A noisy bunch tacked out of their club late one night and up the street. They stopped in front of an imposing residence. After considerable discussion one of them advanced and pounded on the door. A woman stuck her head out of a second-storey window and demanded, none too sweetly ‘‘What do you want?” “ Ish this is the residence of Mr Smith ? ’ inquired the man on the step with an elaborate bow. ‘ It is. What do you want ? ‘ ’ Ish it possible I have the honour shpeakin ’ to Missus Smith ? ’ ‘ Yes. What do want ? ’ ‘ Dear Misshus Smith! Good Misshus Smith! Will you hie come down and pick out Mr Smith}? The resht of us want to go home.’ ”

There is not a particle of opium or other narcotic in Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, and never has been since it was first offered to the public. It is as safe a medicine for a child as for an adult. This remedy is famous for its cures of colds and croup, and can always be depended upon. For sale everywhere.- Advt. Wolfe’s Schnapps —A tonic that has stood the test of years. Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure foi Coughs and Colds never fails, is fid and 25 fid

FOR CUTLERY THAT WILL CUT AND Electroplated Goods that will wear life-long, go to BARRY’S, CHEAPSIDE, The Furnishing Ironmongers, COTLINSON AND SONS. PALMERSTON NORTH.