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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 433, 5 September 1908, Page 4

A good story is going the rounds about a certain J.P. in a town in the South Island. A prisoner was before him charged with theft. On the Justice ask T ing him why he stole, the man answered that he wanted work. Thereupon the following conversation took place : Justice : Would you take work if it was offered you ? Prisoner : Gladly sir. Justice (who is noted for meanness and sees a chance of saving a bit): Will you dig my garden if I discharge you? Prisoner : Oh yes sir. Justice: You are discharged. Prisoner: Can I go and not be brought up again ? Justice Yes, certainly. Prisoner: Then go and dig your blooming garden yourself. Pimples, eruptions, blotches, scales, ulcers, and eczema, arc all caused by bad blood. Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets are wonder workers in the cure of all disorders caused by bad or impure blood. They eliminate all poisonous matter by enriching the blood and enabling it to make new and healthy tissues. Pure blood means perfect health, and if you will use Chamberlain’s Tablets they will give you good health, and a pure skin free from pimples and blotches. For sale everywhere.— Advt. Your storekeeper or chemist sells Eheumo at 2s 6d and 4s Gd. Mrs R. Gadd, 307 Madras Street, North Christchurch, N.Z„ writes: “ Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is a most valuable medicine. I sell a lot of it in my shop, and it is used in my home. I have recommended it to several people, and have never known it to fail. There is no question but what it is the foremost cough medicine so'd in this district.” For sale everywhere.—Advt. Have you tried Wolfe’s Schnapps for kidney ailments.