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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 418, 1 August 1908, Page 2

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Each week a Guinea is awarded for the Best Original Conundrum, Apt Essay, or Humorous Verse on the Merits of THE UNIVERSAL COLD CURE. Contributions must not exceed thirty words: must be accompanied by the Coupon around each bottle; and should be addressed: “ Universal Cold Cure (The Latest and Best), P.O, Box 716, Wellington.” This week a humorous verse won. Here it is;— s “ Oh, Daddy 1 Come look at the man in the moon: He holds in his hand a bottle and 1 spoon! He’s cured all the stars of a cold to be sure, By giving them all Universal Cold Cure.” One guinea has been posted to 8.C., care Mrs R.S., Alabama Road, Blenheim. r

, What’s your vexdlct ? in a fury Asked the counsel of the jury. Though ’twas somewhat premature he Could no more endure ! “ What’s our verdict ?” said the foreman, “We’ve all colds through that door, man ! Give us what we asked before, man, Wood’s Great Peppermint Cure.” i It will be seen from an announcement elsewhere in this issue that Messrs C. M. Ross and Co., of the Bon Marche, Palmerston, are now holding their 50th end of season sale, and in order to suitably commemorate their 25th year of successful trading in the City of the Plains, they are giving bargains big and plenty.— Advt.