PRIZE ADVERTISEMENT.
Each week a Guinea is awarded for the Best Original Conundrum, Apt Essay, or Humorous Ycrse on the Merits of THE UNIVERSAL COLD CURE. Contributions must not exceed thirty words ; must be accompanied by the Coupon around each bottle; and should be addressed: “ Universal Cold Cure (The Latest and Best), P.O. Box 716, Wellington." This week a humorous verse won. Here it is;— There was once a consumptive of Brure, Who took a bottle of Universal Cold Cure: And now he’s too fat, And he blames it to that — The ungrateful old fellow of Bture ! One guinea has been posted to Mr M.G., Mahau Sound, Marlborough.
“ What’s your veidicfc ? in a fury Asked the counsel of the jury. Though ’twas somewhat premature he Could no more eudure ! “ What’s our verdict ?” said the foreman, “ We’ve all colds through that door, man ! Give us what we asked before, man, Wood’s Great Peppermint Cure.” i WOLFE’S SCHNAPPS is absoutely invaluable to the traveller. For Children’s Hacking Cough at night Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure, is 6d and 2s 6d.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 392, 2 June 1908, Page 3
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177Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 392, 2 June 1908, Page 3
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