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Each week a Guinea is awarded for the Best Original Conundrum, Apt Essay, or Humorous Verse on the Merits of THE UNIVERSAL COLD CURE. This week a humorous verse won. Here it is ;—•
If you think you've got consumption, And you do not want to die, Just show you have some gumption, And “ Universal Cold Cure ’’ try, Now don’t forget, just show some sense, And purchase a bottle for eighteenpence.
One guinea has been posted to Mr E.G-H,, Marton. Contributions must not exceed thirty words ; must be accompanied by the Coupon around each bottle; and should be addressed: “ Universal Cold Cure (The Latest and Best), P.O. Box 716, Wellington.”
“ Woods’ Peppermint Cure appears to bring Your trade amongst the snuggest, I ’spose it won’t cure everything P” “Well, no,” replied the druggist. “ It won’t cure everything, at least, Unless I’m much mistaken !” “ What won’t it cure in man or boast Said he: “It won’t cure bacon !’’ 3
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 399, 7 April 1908, Page 3
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158Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Manawatu Herald, Volume XXX, Issue 399, 7 April 1908, Page 3
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