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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 3774, 24 September 1907, Page 4

A wild mgtorist seems to be something more in Britain than an imaginary creation of the comic press. According to the evidence against Stanley Watson Ashworth, of Knightpark, Kingston - onThames, who was lately fined at Kpsom for assault, ran into a cow, and then, getting out of his motor-car, gave the man who was driving the cows a black eye. A monstrosity of the Cyclopean kind was exhibited at tire Otago Institute the other night—a lamb’s head (preserved in spirits) showing only a single eye, and that in the centre of the forehead. Dr Benham pointed out that the single eye was really a conjunction of two imperfectly formed eyes, and he remarked on the absence of a nose, which gave an ape-like appearance when the head was viewed in profile. Two former residents of Gisborne, who are settled in the United States, are very anxious to return to New Zealand. One of them, writing to a friend in Gisborne, says:—“The States is becoming rankly foreign. New York’s population of four millions is made up ofnearty a million Jews, another million Italians, Hungarians, etc., nearly a million Germans, half a million Irish ; so the Englisher has a poor show. Broadway is now Jewish, nearly all the stores and offices having Jewish names on the signs; and my chief delight is in telling the few real Americans I meet that it is high time for Congress to change the name of New York to New' Jerusalem. New r Zealand is very fortunate in being so far aw T ay as to escape this foreign invasion. I regret that Canada is on the road to falling a victim along with the States.’ ’ Everybody happy ! A knowing editor says: “It is fun to see a man read a puff on himself in a newspaper. The narrow'-minded man reads it over seven or eight times, and then goes around and begs all the copies he can. The kindhearted one goes home and reads it to his wife, and then goes around to the office and pays what he ow'es. The successful business man, w'ho advertises regularly, and makes mone3' by it, immediatelj'starts out to find the editor, and then the two walk silently down the street, and the business man takes sugar in his’n, and they both eat a clove or two, and life is sw'eeter, and peace settles down on their lives for a moment.

INFLUENZA ! Influenza, which is very similar to a severe cold, attended by a high fever, requires very careful attention. Unless care is taken pneumonia often follows. The patient should avoid exposure. Take a double dose of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy to begin with, and then a regular dose each hour. Keep the bowels regular by taking Chamberlain’s Tablets. Before retiring bathe the feet in water as hot as can be comfortably borne. After the fever subsides, fake quinine in two or three grain doses four times a day, for several days. Ry taking Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy at the very first symptom of Influenza it will counteract any tendency of this disease to result in pneumonia. Thousands have used Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy during the past year, and we have to learn of a single case where •they were not satisfied. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy—Safe, Sure, and always Cures,

PRIZE ADVERTISEMENT. The dear good ‘ Mum ’ is seventy-one, She’d a cough that was almost tragic. A remedy sure—Universal Cold Cure For that cough disappeared like magic! ONE GUINEA lias been posted to— Miss C. A., Mangatainoka. (Full name disclosed on application). The Proprietors of the Universal Cold Cure—the latest and the best specific—award a Guinea each week for the Best Conundrum (with answer), Hnmorous Verse, Pun, or Witty observation on the Unquestionable merits of THE UNIVERSAL COLD CURE. Contributions must not exceed thirty words : must be accompanied by the Coupon around each bottle; and should be addressed : “ Universal Cold Cure (The Latest and Best), P.O. Box 716, Wellington.” Stores and Chemists, Is 6d and 2» 6d.

Just Opened Up! at Mrs Hussey’s P Toys, Fancy Crockery, Leather & P.M. Ware, Comprising— Ladies’ and Gent’s Dressing Cases Gent’s Silver-mounted Wallets Ladies’ Silver-mounted Purses Music Cases Glove and Handkerchief Boxes Photo Frames Fancy Glassware Post Card Albums—very cheap Autograph Albums Photo Albums All kinds of Childrens Toys Etc., etc, A, great variety of cheap books at 6d each. All kinds of stationery at lowest rates. All kinds of Fancy Work requisites kept in stock. Agent for the ,l Dominion ” newspaper. Mrs. Hussey, Stationer, Etc. PHOTOGRAPHY TA, STARCK having taken over • the Studio situated in Park Street, next Triad Hall, is prepared to execute every branch connected with the Work. Pionic parties, Public demonstrations and decorations of interiors promptly, attended to. Copies taken from old photographs; Enlargements made and framed, etc., etc The Studio, will be open to the Public every Jk , WKDNESD/mAo SATURDAY,