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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 3774, 19 September 1907, Page 3

“ Mamma,” said little Elsie, “do men ever goto Heaven?” “ Why, of course, my dear. What makes you ask?” “Because I never see any pictures of angels with whiskers.” “Well,” said the mother, thoughtfully, “some men do go to Heaven, but they get there by a close shave. ’ ’ M. Mamille Flaramarion, who is busy observing Mars, says the .planet must be a pleasant planet to live in, as its weather is always cloudless. The winds are never high, and there are no rains or storms. It is the ‘ ‘ Monte Carlo of planets.” A man fiom the earth would find himself sixty-two per cent, lighter if he went to Mars. The reputation of the Economic dressmaking department is too well known to need comment. Mrs Hamer has made arrangements which will enable her to favourably supervise this department during the coming season.* We have just opened up a beautiful range of black and coloured Dress Goods, also all the latest in Fancy Voiles, Muslins, Tussores, etc. Push the town along and deal with your local draper.— Watchorn, Stiles, & Co, * WOLFE’S SCHNAPPS. Superior to all other spirits. When yon need a good and reliable liniment try Chamberlain’s Pain Balm, It has no superior for sprains and swellings. A piece of flannel slightly dampened with Pain Balm is superior to a plaster for lame back or pains in the side or chest. It also relieves rheumatic pains and makes sleep and best possible. For sale at Gasflner & Whibley’s, Grocers. A microbe born of a chill and cold In a man’s lung did reside, And fast multiplying, grew so bold It triumphantly defied Each deadly drug and remedy spre Till one day it was plied With Woods’ famous Peppermint Cure. When it collapsed and died. 28

Do You Suffer from Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica, or Lumbago ? Rheumo will quickly cure You. Rheumo quickly cures Rheumatism. Gout, and kindred diseases. No mattre lion- long you have suffered, Rheumo will cure you, if given a fair trial. Mr F. bewail is well known in Hamilton. Read- how Rheumo eured him :—He writes on June 1 ftth, 1907 : “ Having been a sufferer from Rheu. matic Gout for some time, I have great pleasure in saying that I have experienced great relief for same by using Rheumo.—F. NBWALL, Hamilton;” Your storekeeper or chemist sells Rheumo at 2s 6d and 4s 6d, ■ 2

Mr Thomas Sneddon, Family Grocer, Mornington, Dunedin, N.Z., writes regarding Chamberlain’s Cough RemedyMy little grandchild was very bad with croup, and we had tried nearly everything we ever heard of, but with no result. We secured a bottle of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy and gave it to him. according to directions. It only took a couple of doses to cause all the phlegm to come away and soon he was out of danger. I really think,” he adds, “ that Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is the best remedy sold for children.” For sale at Gardner & Whibley's, Grocers. For continuation of Reading Matter see page 4,