His throat was sore, his cold severe, He’d coughed and coughed for many a year ; But when Universal Cold Cure he tried, Then all the doctors he defied ! ONE GUINEA has been posted to — Miss 8.E., Taranaki St. Wkt.uxgton.. for- the- above contribution. (Full name disclosed on application). The Proprietors of the Universal Cold Cure—the latest and the best specific—award a Guinea each week for the -most Sagacious Saying, the Best Conundrum (with answer). Humorous Verse, Pun, or ■'Witty observation on the Unquestionable merits of The Universal Cold Cure. Test it: you will then write with enthusiasm ! Contributions must not exceed thirty words ; must be accompanied by' the Coupon found with every bottle ; and should be addressed: “Universal Cold Cure (The Latest and Best). P.O. Box 716, Wellington.” All Stores and Chemists sell Universal Cold Cure. Its price are Is 6d and 2s 6d. You often sing of England, And of Ireland, 100, and Wales, And the “ Braes of Bonnie Sco Hand,' With her stirring Border Tales But don’t forget New Zealand (No other skies are bluer). And its famous household remedy— Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. 11 For continuation of Rea ding Mat ter see page 4.
TO .SUBSCRIBERS. THE quarterly and half-yearly accounts to June 30th, have heeu rendered, and we would esteem as a favour prompt settlement of same. |yj a stands for Men, who mostly have to shave, I stands for tightness, for which shavers crave, | stands for Instruments, always ; , kept keen,' | stands for Towels, always kept clean. J stands for Tidiness, which most men enjoy, £ stands for Haziness, which I never employ. £ stands for Easiness, which keeps your face straight, J stands for Johnnies, who sometimes come late. Q stands for Others, who come well _ to time, gj stands for Hairdresser, whose prices cut fine, stands for Nothing but best goods in stock • M. LITTLEJOHN is the barber, to whose shop people flock. THE PEOPLE’S HAIRDRESSER & TOBACCONIST, Main St. , Foxton
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 3769, 20 July 1907, Page 3
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324Page 3 Advertisements Column 5 Manawatu Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 3769, 20 July 1907, Page 3
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