A CATASTROPHE.
Take her up tenderly, | Mind her back hair, Fashioned so slenderly, Fetch her a chair! What can the matter be ? What’s her complaint ? Send for the doctor, she ’S off in a taint I What is the mystery ? Tell ns the history How it began. Tell us for pity’s sake. See ! She is now awake, Give me a fan ! Oh ! what an awful moan 1 Get me salts and cologne Quick from the house ! Give her air, keep away ! What does the lady say ? She saw a mouse !
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 3743, 26 January 1907, Page 4
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90A CATASTROPHE. Manawatu Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 3743, 26 January 1907, Page 4
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