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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXVIII, Issue 3647, 15 May 1906, Page 4

j It Was A'os a £:». tunil liamp. , Ho got out of Ills wr.gon’ in front of a i Woodward a von no clothing store and said , to tho floorwalker, who met him at the door: “I’m thinkin some of bnyin a suit of clothes. D'yo think they kin fit mo hero?" “Oil, certainly! Talmtho elevator, ’’ was the reply. When a salesman carno to look him over, tho case was different, however. Ho lio I tlccd that tho fanner had a largo and deaided linin’) between his shoulders, and after » liulc ho ms.de iiold lo say: “It will bo hard work to get an exact fit on account of your misfortune, hut I’ll do tho best I can. ’' “What niisfortiu?” was the query. “Why, that hump. It makes it very bad, you see.” I “That hump? Oh, you kin take that j offl Jest reach up your hand and pull It j out. That's no natem! hump, but a tilrnip the 010 woman crowded in under my vest.’’ "So it is,” exclaimed tho dork as ho i brought it out to view. “Why on earth are | you wearing that around?” j i “She put it in ihar Io make mo remem j j ber that I was to buy a fine comb. Hero, S | write it down before I forglt it. That’S § : it— f’-l-n- o c-o-m-b —fine comb, and now s I’ll put tho slip in my vest pockot and f 'shove tho turnip down my boot iog to make J me remember the stipl’ - —Detroit Free il Press,

' A frond rubbirfr vdih alcohol to freeha® , fho picture no lvb.iv (iio bishop arrives.

“Your w’U'ls \ io'.v: ;1 do picture ells morn* In and vas i. She said I h«| 7 oat 1 -ht, your cui.oinnar ai 111 udo exaettyr. Stop in, air.”

Put the alcohol had got In its work.-* LU'o. Both Went Together, “Spiffing aud Squildig are bitter cn»* rales,” remarked Dukanfi. “They got into a regular lighten the street last night.” 1 ‘■ Knomics, arc they!-'” replied Gaswoll. “VS hen I saw the officers helping them in* to the patrol wagon, I thought they wore , taken with each other. " Pittsburg 3 Chronicle-Telegraph. Parted. " Briggs—l see that Shimmer and his flfife are separated, after having been married only sin months. Griggs —What was the trouble? Briggs—He tried lo pack so me of her dpring gowns in a trunk. —(JJothior and Furnisher. Envious, “By thunder,'’ . aid the new woman af t she li; hted tier eh .;;•••■ ie and started for I the • ••'•.••e, “1 wish i had ilia, snap Gharll* j has. wiili nothing md > but take caro of the children and : ha bouse. '’—.Minneapolis Journal > I Why I i voriosad, “You wish me. iha your wife? Why, r ’ ve If -wen ye-: c-:;.'y Ia mi uric.-. ’’ t ■ it... i.- ? .-SL -. iin i -lii'd to give oa* 3 Indy the opo-.v‘.,: ;; vof saying truth fully, * 'Tins is ;.. sadden ; ■■—'!’>. x« . Siftings. t) feel ' a Spring. ■■■•' - ;ay overeoat?” i h<‘ strawberry Hag..l ‘ „ ,t.'iim-t ilui-ion, r Chsmbwwla's ijtt i‘i V^Wrti ,W!*“ pm»v*nt 4 kJk