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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXVIII, Issue 3631, 31 March 1906, Page 4

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A littlo deled lip litw. ivlioSe tißtlahollty fclS imprinted plainly on bis face walked Into the First Na;h<n,i(! oil; iho oil-or day. gazed furtively it!■>>tii, be.-M a. ■ -a in i I- -4 every movement. Tuen be as quickly and an osteutathn.sly loft this great room, his hand shoved deep hi? I mdsem pocket. lit ;l lew iiilionns tu- eeapp-l'-.iA..!, vlOtei’lul* nation written in every deep line Of hi. rugged face, though his manner did u-a lack hesiiat ion. He .stared about hnn , til lu? ‘.spied a line of patrons making deposits at the r>>eeivin{.; ! i't:.-.e’s vyludovv Biki til the loot, of Ihe ii 1 1«’ he took his puce As one after ifioH.i r m the customer;' made his deposit and departed the little old fellow drew nearer and nearer to the window, and at. each adva nee his uneasiness uti?mvsh*i iiiiti iiifc wiiirdgh IwTrilWsU. When almost to the goal, la? turned till ruptly. wagged his la-ail in a deprecatory sort of way, and again look a pki'e at tin tail end of the line lie had ■ ■limbed so pa tiently A second time lie approached tin window !>y slow degrees and e. second t ime he turned away when hit? hi:;-nr ware ahom to he realized The tided 'ini- n-'h- l: : I that ever varying ba".’ . 1 ■ I that this time he Vviu-ei Only two men sv?•>-•;( ••'■■■■ the teller! linn he I one foot io anoiHer i' ! kept him from t !.-■ eae | tloH inere.ve,- 1 T- •, '. ! The lin -c ■...:i v- : last! He, jar- Ve ami with u ' fingered hills, i.. - in fisilit of tl-.-.-i •-. hu.-.ky v. ifii e pressed uerveusi;. • k to 1,-o heard ite.i li-.-t- "■ r “Oi want t' jine tic tie wanted too. . a - one interposed an 1... . Tribune As women adv:.’ c • ■ ’ ’:- ' • '> noticed, a femme-,;', b;r ,o...ni;g i becomes tna.nJe.-l in their charueiertsii, s but a young wiemn: who has lids tendency Is extremely rave. Such ;i oiu, however told this story on iterseif in it tilt It* soeiac coterie the .other • "I don't know why it is." she state • “btlt 1 ilttvc always had a mania for !•> ftl.s, When I was a nbii-i. i rma i- ;;; 1 . ■ past a doe.r that Itad «-r ■; -. -a a and see the: d. ;d the ftitnliy or ir.i - •>- •••-. ! pervades itncii s'- k ' S, ; ish for me, J c;it't ' ago, however, ! had sue.!: enec? that my tottaacss .01 on.n • • ■ • ■ porarily languished—per!inns 1 n. cur,at “An acquaintance dud, and 1. of course, arranged my plans ■ , .f.ier.t! the funeral At the time 1 dres-ed auv: re; a : nl to i?;-’ church. As I was dee-vd a ii’tle. 1.down in a rear si at./ 'i 1 heart! -n; hymns and the discourse n.-d .joined copiously in the mourning I n-.n-.-mbor nor how I wept end wept n.di! pie near me. regarded me enrioc ty 1 mo used n; to go to the. grove <.,.•<! a eel Inane At dinner my husband r-an: “ ‘What makes your eyes ~■> tvd;-‘' “‘I have been to Mrs Wdlaa's foneral, I I answered | “Ho looked a trifle otieer, ami then said. | “ ‘No, you haven't; s!:e isn’t to lie buried until tomorrow'’’ —l., ml: vibe Courierj Journal | An Indication, ! Mr. Northnlde walb.d iinn id ; ;-ar’„r the 1 other night and w..s ratk-.-i-siiri.-risw t to see i his daughter sitting ost young Mr. Hilltop’s lap. \ The young people wore .surprised too. i The older nnln W-.h t !:■•- (Uv! ):? r« i c<!Vi)r li it!*! t'fjitaniiiiiiy, and as Miss- Nortbside -5 found her feet ho remarked; J “Ah, Lucy! I see your mot: fur a busil band is nearly ever.” j “What maker,yon say that, papa?” asked j the girl, blushing painltilly “ Von seemed to bo on (lie last Jap.”--Pittsburg Clironiele-Te.legrdph. Pftrcnt;i! Kuproof. “It seems to me. Lanra,” e; lied out Mt. Kajot-.es, who was trying !o read histtewnpaper, “you are doing a good deal of an necessary talking and cackling in there. Wh-ii are you about “I’m merely sitting I\r George. ’' domntvly a its were; I M;--; b.au.ra fr;>iU I -;o parlor. “Well, I viishyoti i .' make iess nol-t*, i by George!” rejoined .Mr 'tr.go Tribune. Ilia I’pesrncfl of jtlind Saved Him,

~ Mfc - Sot Much Rink. Fraud ning Physician (for insurance company)—l’m afraid vve can't take you. sir. You are too threat n risk. Applienut (resignedly)— Well, perhaps I >;m. Tho fact is that when I get sick I never send for a doctor. I just Ho around until I get well. Examining Physician— Kh? L'in—v.o’ll take you I—New York Weekly. More Information, Tommy—Paw, what is an egotist? Mr. Figg—He is a man who l Sinks he is smarter than any one else. Mrs. Figg—My dear, yon have th it wrong. The egotist is the man who say* bo is smarter than any one else. All men think that way.—lndianapolis .Journal. It Was Effective, Though. Mrs. Wiggles—What, did Mr. Waggle* say when he proposed to you? Mrs. Waggles—Ho you know, we both jf us tried to remember that tho very next day, and neither of ns could. —Somerville (Miss.) Journal. Absorbing. “I don’t ?:o!Vve that Timmins ever bad an criminal Idea in h;.s lie'.." “Oh, I know of one. He has an idea that ho is « groat, poet."—lndiiumpoli* Journal. Tlis {aipovla.lt t'.il't. “1 • aid die tor >on, pa.v-.ii>n.iloJy el c!,“. : ..iie;l im; rid; el;! ■ mi.’i ?, and the pnw •:icr.i id •' ■■■d’.ily ■; lied !.,m: ii,■ -, -iNMiervitlo Journal. What'* Jn a Name - .' ’ “ Why did you name your baby Niagara?” | “Hc-eonis she roars, so.”—»Potroit Fret