WHEN THE CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN.

Manawatu Herald, Volume XXVIII, Issue 3623, 13 March 1906, Page 4

WHEN THE CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN.

fbo spring i-3 comm round ag'io, and soon on rvny free Vi '.'ll he.'.r IV bice birds, dug'n. fait an happy kin be; , ~, , ■*, Tile fj-o-s (ire ; imri in th* lar.e. and on tho l»Tg board i ‘bei They’ve parted up fnr.v' lithographs about tho Circus l?aloOf elephants v ..Lancia uhhafunuy white face J clown. Anil 1.,-tier b’icvo I’mg»fltt V.'hen tho nice hi corner) . Id town. 5-liar’s lob? cf golden chariots with queens and princes or: ’em U’Wve got tired of ridin hlngm-ins and hec rather tie wit it Paraum. A cap.- of la. any iidus, tv’.iet-o St keeper Sits it t irVits And hits a !’. a with a v i L;-, hut thocmler never bites. Fur if ho even v/himycnj he cun s;l!U him with ;vl're\vn And you bet I'll see them V.'Len (he c ire us rr,|'W3 _ to Ui'.TU. i alp" m, 1.-u .1 far rinse , i,V vli at clrtnU ’..•■•l ;up v f “A art:r. fim-v.I fail yet; A'ilu I all a .le.iin a: id Use horses h ;A. 1 .Vi.ih'i-hr.ri ,i;.<;n the iiiginr.t [-eh; a spangled t. ,■ i , h ’’f r’ 1 : I-;- ;. rn- 1 a ’■ 1 i see him vnd jou i.ia .el that, 1 t;on’t mt.s it When the c ire ns ceiaco to torn, Thar's hr.!/ a <’-.‘ucn rsm.els :: mi bdadeph; s:tg erniff To clean this I vo hud town nut If they get to piayin And hnagyro-and ivlvas, and a big l;nfj r.tcku 1 i.;."r And a cage of funny monkeys, ’miff to make liie l l .' :■ .5 he h. fm a-savia i p rare money, rad as sure as my name’s i-’-rown 7*ll &pen.! a 1 1 .;a dollar When (ho circus enmea to town, I'-.cUy Pair I.taJuh Tiicrt’s it v.:r-y pious mid diffident youltg man in Drt, ci: who i.t so very sensitive that a certain jivnlk'tr.an with a good looking daughter is forever tetuing him on all sorts of subjects, and (ho young fellow has never been able to ... ; even until now. The other day the oi l cue met tho young one in a crowd cf men. “.■Mi, my boy,” he mid, “you weren’t at the club last night?” ‘•No, f.ir,’’ w.ta the response, “I was making a few calls.” “O-ho,’’ Inityltod tho old one, with great sign!dc.-mee. ‘’.irikiug ct:l-:, ware you? Wu u kind of ii.imlu i'o.l y-nLi 1 •!r” and he win 1 .. i-d and laughed again and nudged the young man in theril-.s Then the inspiration canto to the young man.

i “They wore just too lovely for anything," he said, with a smile. “Tour duughter’a w.ui one, for instance.” An.l somehow tbs oh I one hasn’t felt so much like teasing tha pious young man since that.—Detroit Free , Presa, Didn't Want Them. i .Mr, ClHna was looking over the plana of a new barn be was preparing to build, i “I don't care about Laving any windows on the ride lacing the kitchen yard,” he i said. 1 “But yon will need them for light,” replied the architect. i ! “L'ght nothing!” roared Mr. Billus. 1 “Those windows cull forc-i panes! of glass, tit; d I’ve got a hoy B years old I Leave’em cuti”—Chicago Tribune. i Sbo Cf)u’,;l Trust libu. ' Mother—.'! wi«h yen to go to the storeond get tr e a bar of soap. j Little Johnny—l’ve got a awful tooth- ■ Belie. “Does it leally adio much?” “Awful! I can’t let n thing touch itl” “Then ywj nicy also bring a pound of raisins.”—(hood News. j A I'rieml In Need. I Mr. Sadly—Yes, the grief I feel over the loss of my mother drives me across tha wa- ; ter. I will never return. | Mr, Chumley—Never return? Are you sure of that? J “Ko, yon will never see mo again.” “Say, l.;n>i me So uunl yon get back.”— Texas Siftings. Decided !y Unsophisticated. Jack—That Pitre girl Pin in love with ’ now is a •perfect little wild flower. fresh fla a daisy. Why, she’s never even been waltzed with. j George—-Well, well! j Jack— That’s true. Ktvcr been anything but engaged a few times.—New York Weekly. Explained. :

He—Speaking of pretence of mind, I re member being in a panic once when I lost »ny wits completely. Slip—Oh, was that tiie way} Scribner’s Magazine. A Dilemma. Cora—Mrs. Bacon’s parlor is furnished beautifully, but there isn’t a chair in the room. Clara—For gracious rakes! Where in theworld does she go when some one says •‘rats?”—Yonkers Stutssruui. CKting a Home. ■ the—So she manied that 1 -.ddhmidod old scamp! Why, 1 heard he inn! ban blackballed at every chib i 1 tow:'.. He—That’s tvliv he nnn-i led—for a home. -Life. _ Ko Worn; ■ r. Tolling—Young CJoslin declares he never wiV. associate with an inferior. ] niling—That's a wise resolution on ItU oa;lie’dTaid it impossible.—Vogue,