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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXVIII, Issue 3619, 3 March 1906, Page 4

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George the Celebruteu minstrel, being on 0110 occasion c\- .-n ined m a ’fritaeM, V:» Sev:.r •! • \ r gated iy bufi-l.'l' iS v-h-i v ••. ■■3 >. weak down liia - . the negro minstrel business, I 1. Inquired the barr sb r. “Yea, sir,'* waa the tiroiuj ' “la hot that father a cnl.i ■ ■ iaaiidod. tlio bartiatefi "I don't kftow blit h r hat it U. sir,” t plied toft faiiastpj, -‘i'lit it * better than my father's th 1 auhe proud of it.’’ “What wua your fathers “Eewaa a barrister, ’’ replieu ClarkIn a tone that put the court in a roar <■• laughter.-* fMSAl'yat Vly-na. (

Ee—Weally, I <V»rn’t see anythin;: larf at, you know. She—l can.—Club. He CoulJ Get ?lurrlcil. A young colored girl of Phiiadolphithus told her grievance to the coin” v other day: “Mali name's Virginy 0.-, Luzby, hut I has impes oh in: iv changed, an datV wot f'zo hysr ft*’ ikick erhout.” “Novi r mi.id thAt..” i temiptcd lha mags:-: rate. “go on o •. your st-ory." ■•Wi ll," cvr.im.- »i girl, “itis hy;;r nigguh hi*, a-iiu: cump’ay vvif ■> (•>' nigh enter *v months, an h« bln po'-.v •r : Vd v-,.. >.ry lobin f;>’ cull > a spell. TIPs a janiT.ah ■ . a shnlti an hinder high intlooeiKV.l i graminuh. Well, he promi-cd (o marry mo jv.’ rmn V hit. lie !.: ‘ woan’." "ii • , ford to man . “He- .1* Ikno v: c. -. ' the cel. "‘.Vhv, ei fur a timsv an 1 ce-m lai irao da h« i'm>‘ i* They were ri l’r/ . he the bashful ; ,■ maltha who had be.-.,. • : v • :.m «,». 31:0 fidgetwi nv in - . ..... .»<• •. , Clmvloy. fn; ‘ * “No danger. -c : Scnr.” “That may le. hat ! f. g...' - jir l ns though I would go Tin.o .die itft Oi!t .. 1 ; ■ I. and he grasped he; “Don’t tumble, i'll ; n', jy. .. “There,” til*! nail, c»u tn-d; ... at laf:t, but I bad to threaten to myself before you caught on." /:■ad .: er that she wns held as seen fthough tifd tp the seat v.’.vb th<* !: strap.- ' . A Grrtit i *l. The late William Youngl'cllar, whose books on the Latin poets uro n widely known and so much valued, was professor at the University of Edinburgh. Ho was much beloved by his pupils and had generally an exemplary patience with dullness and ttupidity. We are told, however, that <w day the perverse impenetrability of a blockhead was. *■& Intolerable that the professor at last cried out:

"Sir, in translating that yo , have made more mistakes than the -words admit of.”-. "

D.mMrnl. Mrs. Plankington (to visitor, Willie Slimeon, who has just e..i a the lari piece of pie)—Won’t you have anoihci piece, Willie? There’s plenty more in the pantry? Willie (doubtfully)— I don't Know. If I thought that was eo, I might. Mrs. Piankington—Why, what no you mean? Don’t you believe wh.it i tel! you? Willie—Ma told me not to,- r Ignorance la Poverty. Tattered Tom—Well, I’m durnmedt Bagged Robert—Wot'a ther matter?. Ain’t them soap tickets good? Tattered Tom—l wisht I’d paid mow attention to me studies when I was young. Here I’ve tramped 40 blocks to a souphouse, an tb’ woman inside say.’ them tickets calls ter soap Mach time. Lover—Give me your hand, dearest. Adorable Object (extending a hand of more than generous proportion)—You foolish boy. Lover (eotto voce)—l believe you. This is an instance where the supply than equals the demand.- ' . *** Too Much. Doctor— Yes, madam, I think you are overworked. Patient—Bat do look at my tongue, doctor, and tell me why it looks so badly. Doctor—Oh, that is aluo the result «f overwork, A MliMlgslsttM. Kother—Now, never let me catch you at the Jam again. Wi!*i“—l—l~4riednot to let you catch mo this time.- ~ *%'" What It Wm. sitT “Is it oomjtnlsoryf* "No, sah consomme," Harvard-Lfi’-UpOOD. a-jwW;rt , »gg&Wtfl