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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXVII, Issue 3497, 16 March 1905, Page 4

V/HEM THE Cir.CVZ C Z'.':. J T C TCWN. Tho rpi'i;:" i; '■■■■; : .i ; "A v-' ' : - v •• Y-vAI I, : T T!u : or;’.. Ah:': to tO'.VJ'.. fl.'ir'" h" chariots with queens and P'lA ■■■■> v m \V; o\" r ‘ 1 and had i! • ;■ can slid him v. it); cij'C’JS cornea to town. I ain't r.o hand for music, but when that circus !■ :ul Elrih'-ft up with “Annio Looney,” I tell you what, I«.*« giT.mil Will- ihocl.-pl-ants a-wal!zin and the horses ■ in time: Whii,; (; ~■■■ f n tbo highest polo a spangled And i ■ ; . 1a < .01 right up year back to see him t:i :'<i v::. y down — And you hi a bet that 1 won't miss it When tho circus comes to town. Thar's half n. dozen camels and big elephants cnul'f ; To clean this hero hull town out if they get to : playin rough. And kangaroos and zebras, find a big long : necked giraffe. And a cage of funny monkeys, 'muff to mike 1 tlie parson laugh. I’m e-sarai tip eorno money, and as sure as my . name's I’ro'.vn I*ll spend a half a dollar When tho circus comes to toivc. i Pretty Fair Hand. There's a very i';iot;r. and diffident young man in Detroit who in no very sensitive that a certain gentleman with a good looking daughters;! forever tearing him on ail sorts ■ of subjects, and the young fellow has never been able to get even until now. The* other day the old one met the young one inn crowd of man. “Ah, my boy,” ho said, “yon weren’t at tho chib l.r : t id gbt?” “No, sir,” was tho response, “1 was making a few calls.” “O-bo,” laughed the okl one, with "real Rignlflcsucc, “making calls, were yon? ; What hind of hands did you bold.:'” and he i winked and laughed again and nudged the 1 young man in the ribs, i Then tho inspiration carno to tho young j man. j “They were just too lovely for anything,” ! he said, with a smile. “Your daughter's | was one, for instance.” And somehow tho I old one hasn't felt so much like teasing tho j pious young man since that. —Detroit Tree Didn’t Want Them. Mr. Billus was looking over the plans of a new bam he was preparing to build. “I don’t care about having any windows on the side facing tho kitchen yard,” ho said. “But you will need them for light,” replied tho architect. “Light nothing!” roared Mr. Billns. “Those windows call for 04 panes of glass, and I’ve got a boy 3 years old! Leave’em | out!”—Chicago Tribune. She Could Trust !ilm. Mother—X wish you to go to the store anti got mo a bar of soap. Little Johnny—l’ve got a awful toothache. “Docs it really ache much?” “Awful! I can’t let a 1 king touch it!” “Then yon may also bring a pound of raisins.”—Good News. A Friend In Need. Mr. Sadly—Yes, the grief I feel over tho loss of my mother drives mo across tho water. I will never return. Mr. Chumley—Never return? Are you suroof that? “No, you will never see me again.” “Say, lend me S 3 until you got back.”— Texas Siftings. Decidedly Unsophisticated. Jack—That little girl I’m in love with now Is a perfect little wild flower, fresh as a daisy. Why, she’s never even been waltzed with. George—Well, welll Jack —That’s true. Never been anything but engaged a few times.—New York Weekly. Explained. ii Soft ii&sa* He—Speaking of presence of mind, I remember being in a panic once when I lost toy wits completely. She—Oh, was that the way?—Scribner's Magazine. A Dilemma. Cora —Mrs, Bacon’s parlor is furnished beautifully, but there isn’t a chair in the room. Clara—For gracious sakes! Where in the world does she go when some one says “rats?”—Yonkers Statesman. Getting a Home. She—So she married that baldheaded old scamp! Why, I heard ho had been blackballed at every club in town. He—That’s why he married—for a home, -Life. No Wonder. Totling—Young Goelin declares he never will associate with an inferior. Dlmling—That’s a wise resolution on hla Wirt. He'd find it impossible.—Vogue, ZfamhtrhMs fflßjjf tablets VRRVKNT BBMHINO'