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An undergraduate of Cambridge, England, being examined for his degree, and faring in every subject upon which he was tried, complained that he had not been questioned upon the things which he knew. The examining master thereupon tore off about an inch of paper, and pushing it towards him. desired him to write upon that all he knew. This incident is recalled to mind by knowledge of the fact that no greater space would be required whereon to record all the cures effected by a number of so-calb d universal remedies. “ The medicine prescribed for me by a doctor I could not retain; my stomach rejected it almost as soon as it was swallowed ” says Mr Ma oney. of Cowper Street, Waverly, N.S.W. “ Then I thought I would do mv own doctoring, and for a long time I physicked myself with all kinds of patent medicines. Bu' I made no headway ag inst uiy illness, whifh the form of frequent severe attacks of indigestion and billiousncss —in tact, I was a confirmed dyspeptic. After a sleep ess night 1 woiui rise in the morning moling more dead than alive, too s ck even to look at my breakfast. I stuck to my work as well a« I could, but I was often obliged to abandon it for a spell a f home, whore jfcppor-* niv time lying helpless upon a I had dull, heavy pains in my SSS»; and if I rose up quickly won d nearly fall through giddiness. But my most de;resing symptom was a terrible flense of oppression at the chest. At nigiu this was so bad that I used to fear I should suffocate, and so I propped myself up m a silting attitude with pi lows. One day l asked a druggist’s assistant, whom I was acquainted with, if be could to 1 me of anv remedy likely to do me good. Ho said be had often h.ard customers in the simp where he was employed speak very highly of Mother Seigei’s Curative Syrup as a sure remedy tor idigestion. and he advised me to try it. I obtained a bottle, and immediately experienced relief, so resolved to
continue taking it for a time. I can conscientiously assert that, aftir a little perseverance, Mother Si igel’s Syrup climinat d every trace of dha.aso, from my system, restoring me to sound and perfect health. I am So"deep’y thankful for this happy result, that I am always pleased to state wlnt Mother Si igi '.’s Syrup accomplished • in my case ; for there must still be many people now mtneccssari'y suffering misery such as I formerly endured.” Mr Maloney is f'ght, ami Mother Seigp.l’s ( Syrup is the most popular medicine in the r world, It has endured the test of public L opinion for thirty-ii"e y-ars, and in the sixteen principal countries of too work! is recognised as the standard remedy for indigestion and all bilious diseases. Coin pounded of fruits, roots, and Hovbfi, and with no mineral MnnlPlure whatever, it is a am j [], e sanio time p-rfectly aiUtral, tonic. It as-ists food to nourish, and creates fresh, pure blood, as nothing ; e.se yc t discovered will do. This is the ] experience of many thousands of people in every part of the world ns proved by testimonials voluntari y sent to the proprieters of Mother Seigel’s Syrup by people who owe th ir present garni health to that medicine, whom gratitude atone induces to public’y acknowledge that fa.L There are a great many people walking . about who resemble that Cambridge under- ( graduate in respect all they know might be i stated in very few words. Generally, they are happy in the opinion that they know £ rather more than other folks. It is well J that they think so. It does nobody else j any harm ; and it it has any mischievous result at all, it is upon themselves that it fal ! s.
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Manawatu Herald, 24 May 1904, Page 3
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658Quite Large Enough. Manawatu Herald, 24 May 1904, Page 3
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