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Manawatu Herald, 2 August 1902, Page 1

Can a statement be considered a “ new and original excuse ” when there CANNOT be any excuse. The MmiUTD Hbbaid, of July 51,4,1993, has the following local “ Quite a new and original excuse. A man charged with drunkenness in the South the other day explained that corns on the soles of his feet and ingrowing toe-nails caused him to so limp that his gait might be attributed to intoxication.” k « ?f*| is l rale l»«aoaaod Iho preaenoeot mind he might have told the prisoner that THEBE CAN BE NO EXCUSE FOB HAVING COBNS OB INGEOWING TOE-NAILS, aa TOHUNGA OINTMENT CURES BOTH, and can be obtained from all leading Chemists and Storekeepers, or direct from The Proprietor, Edmund Osborne, of Foxton, Price, Is 6d and 2s 6d. , S cautioned against buying from hawkers unless they (the hawkers) produce authority from EDMUND OSBORNE to sell. TOHUNGA OINTMENT being the BEST IN THIS WORLD ii likely to be imitated. Wherever TOHUNGA OINTMENT is sold in a clandestine manner through an unlaw la onr nnel it will be treated as stolen goods, and the holder might be brought to justice, Persons are quit< • safe in purchasing from any respectable -chemist or storekeeper. - • By mail to-day we received !00 copies of the CANTERBURY TIMES paper, containing information orthe Fiax Industry, &c. Any person purchasing a pot of LOHUNGA or a bottle of QURECA will be entitled to a copy upon asking for same,

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ffirl WESTWOOD BEGS to notify that he has resumed the Proprietorship of hia Old Business in Main-street, (having purchased the interest from Mrs 0. A. Simpson) as GROCER, FRUITERER & CONFEOTIONER. He would be pleased with a call, from all old friends and any new ones. Beatty’s Pianos £ ™ where. For catalogue address, Daniel F. Beatty, Washington, New Jersey.

W. Bradcock, Hairdresser and Tobacooniat-Main-btbeet, Foxton. I WISH to announce to the pahlio generally that 1 have started business on my own account, and will now be prepared to give every attention combined with civility to my Oustomera and those favouring me with a oall. A good stock kept of the Best Brands of Tobocoos, Cigars, Cigarettes, &0., besides other Goods connected with the Trade.