ANYBODY SICK

Manawatu Herald, 2 April 1898, Page 3

ANYBODY SICK

At your bous«? it Is HHciy enough that sonje rqeiQber of the family Is " out of sorts," *o<l requires & stlnjul&pt to r^njove tb&t <lespon<iei)t feeling. Wolfe's scboakpps is a cheering corclial tJjat restores n^eot&l as , well a.5 pi7ysicas vi-or. YOU CAN'T Have a cake and eat it too, but you can have your meat and keep it in the warmest ' of weather by using " Salsalinb," the great , food preservative.

i Fob Coughs and Colds Taxx Wood's i Gbeat Peppbbmint Cube. 1/6 and 2/6. A SAFE INVESTMENT Of money is the problem of the day, buyt ing " SAtsAtIRK "Is a safe investment, for . tide shilling packet preserves twenty flhill- , ings wflrth of Milk, Meat; and all each ' perishable goods, aria is oactariess and ' harmless. 1 The famous Victory Sewing Machine is I the latest and most perfect of Sewing Machines. It is adapted for household and , work-room use, and is capable of perform- • ing the most artistic fancy-work. The prices vary ffom six , guineas, and any of , the machines can be ptirchaaed on the [ easiest of time payments from the New t Zealand Clothing Factory, the local agency.

Wliat He Was. George Clarke, the celebrated negro minstrel, being on one occasion exam* ined as a witness, was severely interrogated by tho barrister, who wished to break down !ii3 evidence. "You are in the negro minstrel business, I "believe?"' inquired the barrister. "Yes, sir," was the prompt reply. "Is not that rather a low calling?" demanded the barrister. "I don't .know but what it is, sir," replied the minstrel, "but it is so much better than my father's that I am rather prcud of it." "What was your father's calling?" "He was a barrister," replied Clarke in a tone that put the court in a roar of laughter,*^ ~ _" ~~ . " ..