A J^otofiman's Philosophy.

Manawatu Herald, 22 April 1893, Page 3

A J^otofi man's Philosophy.

An old Scotchman is paid to liave..rls?ii in prayer meeting one night and apropos of nothing delivered himself of the following remarks : " There are three things I never could quite understand. First, why boys will throw sticks at green apples wiierl, if .they waited; the apples would riperi arid drop ofi' ; secondly, 1 never cottld quite corrip'rehend why men go to war to lull eacli dther when, if they remained quietly at home they would (lie <t natural death in good time ; thirdly, and llio?t important of all, I do not see why the men chase around after the women, since, \\ they Silt Still) the women would run ftfoiiiid after them*" How ti'ue that death domes to all men, td some so prematurely, who negledt tile waniing symptoms _of approaching disease, such as a tired. aching feeling in the morning, headaches nertousliess, sour taste in the mouili, i^c. k\\ these Si-e sigds that the physical body is deranged and thril if treated lightly, 1 serious danger is to be apprehended. Alfred Saunders, Esq., Octagon, Dunedin, says: — Clements Tonic and Fletcher's Pills cured me of nervous debility after I had consulted ten medical men, and spent £200 on their fees and medicines. The advertising quacks robbed me altogether. It is disgraceful that the law allows the depredations of these harpies. I can honestly recommend Clements Tonic. It must be good. Mine was a bad ease) as most of the doctors here can. prove. Of course I had to take a long course, but that was to be expected, for I had been terribly humbugged, but I am at last restored to health and strength solely by Clements Tonic.

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