A Scotchman's Philosophy.

Manawatu Herald, 16 July 1892, Page 3

A Scotchman's Philosophy.

An old Scotchman is said to have risen in prayer meeting- one night and apropos of nothing delivered himself of the following remarks; "There are three things I

could never quite understand Sirflt, wliy boys will throw sticks at green apples when, if they waited, the apples would ripen and drop off ; secondly, I never could quite comprehend why men go to war to kill caoh other whon, if they remained quiftly at home they would die a mortal dea ! h in good time ; thirdly, and most important of all, I do not see why the men chase around after the women, since, if they sat still, ti.,- women would run around after them." How true that death comes to all men, to some so prematurely, who neglect the warning symptoms of approaching disease, such as a tired aching feeling in tho morning, headaches and nervousness, sour taste in the mouth, &c, all these are signs that the physical body is deranged and that if treated lightly, serious danger is to be apprehended. W. SwanBon, Esq., 70 King William-street, Fitzroy, Melbourne, says : " About three years ago I was seized all of a sudden with great lassitude, dizziness and extreme nervousness so great that I was unable to rally after any. effort. My digestive organs were so impaired and my liver so congested that I was scarcely able to eat any solid food, and gradually became so weak that I could barely drag myself along. After using a number of doctors medicines and advertised remedies to no purpose, I started on a coursti of Clements Tonic which brought me gi'cat relief, especially when using Dr Fletcher's Fills as well. Then I gained weight and strength quickly. I took altogether 12 bottles of Clements Tonic and' 4 boxes of Fletcher's PilU, and my health and vigor inoreased under their healthful stimulus." Misa Amelia Mensh, 471 King-street, Melbourne, writes: "I have suffered most acutely from neuralgia, so much that my face often swelled great and caused me much agony I can truly say that Clements Tonic gave me prompt and very great relief." Head office and laboratories, 212 A'Beckett-street, Melbourne.