A Scotchman's Philosophy.

Manawatu Herald, 2 July 1892, Page 3

A Scotchman's Philosophy.

AVjbl.d Scotchman is said to have risen in prayer meeting ope night and apropos of nothing delivered himself of the following^fcettarkßVV' There are three things 1 ooura^e'ver'^nifeunderstand , First,! why boytf^ft'^hrbfc sticks at green apples when, if they waited, the apples would ripen acid drop off ; secondly, I never could quite comprehend why men go to war to kill each other, when, if they, remained quietly at home they would die a mortal death in. good time ; thirdly, and most important tf all, 1 do not see why the men chasd* around 'after the women, since, if they sat still, the women would run around after them." How true that death comes to all men, to some so prematurely, who neglect the warning symptoms of approaching disease, such^as a tired aching feeling in the morningV headaches and nervousness, sour taste in the moulh, &c, all these are signs that the physical body is deranged, and that if treated lightly, serious, danger,^ is to be apprehended.. W. Swanson, 3Ssq7, 70 King William-street, Fitzroy, Melbourne, says: ." About thrpe.years ago I was seized all of a sodden with great

lassitude, dizziness and extreme nervousness so great that I was unable to rally after any effort. My digestive organs were so impaired and my liver so congested that I was scarcely able to eat any solid food, and gradually became so weak that I could barely drag myself along. After using a number of doctors medicines and advertised remedies to no purpose, I started on a course of Clements Tonic which brought me great reliof, especially when using Dr Fletcher's Pills as well. Then I gained weight and strength quickly. I took Altogether 12 bottles of Clements Tonic and 4 boxes of Fletcher's Pills, and my health and vigor increased under their healthful stimulus." Miss Amelia Mensh, "" King street, Melbourne, writes: "I have suftWea i,« 2 acutel y so much that my face often b«*_ g • and caused me much agony. I can truly say that Clements Tonic gave me prompt and very great relief." Head office and laboratories, 212 A'Beckett-street, Mel* bourne.