Clippings from the Comics.

Manawatu Herald, Volume III, Issue III, 23 January 1892, Page 3

Clippings from the Comics.

(From , Moonshine.) The Gladßtonißn Mixture ; A little bit of ovary thing. — The popu lnr voter. "No thankee, its exac ly tlio same staff that did me no good beforeUncle Sam and Chili are at odds tlir >ugh the bu gling of Pat Egan the ex-baker, who, as we pointed out at the time, flrd to Australia (( to save his ' bakin.'" A hydropathic establishment in the north has een pt.rtially destroyed by fire. This was clearly a case in which cold water cure failed. (From' Puncb.l A Domestic Diagnosis — Tones (who has come with his wife to call on the new neighbours) Wonder if they have been manied long, Hvpatia* — Mr Jones ! (h no Evid ntlv newly married. — Mr Jones . How can you tell ? Mrs Jones • Drawing room sme's of tobacco sm^ke. Misunderst od — Young Larty (iv central o tones of remarkable depth and richness) Have you got any Low French songs? — Mu<nc Publisher (indignantly) Certainly not, inigs. You mußt try som* other establishment. We understand tint an innovation will be introduced at fiuildhall on the occasion of the Lord Mayor's dinner. The Lord Mayor elect being a Welshman, intends to su'sri'ist" the leek for the loving cup. At the stage of the festival where th* loving <lip usnnMy goes ronnd a dish of latin will be passed a'ong, and tmtf guest will be expected public'y |o eat one. This will necessitate an Bltera ion in tl>e time-honour d formula Of the Toastmaster. On the 9 h ovomWr it will run " M,y Lords, Lauiea nnH Gentlemen the Right Hnn. the Lo d Mayor pledges you vith a lovng 1 ek, and bidi jo.ii hall a '.irty welcome. (From Judy.) " Ths record "is like a well kept oa-pet, it iV ol.vayß beiner beaten W.I en a youQR 'a^Y offers to bern a cam.'>rio han'lk»'ron ef f«»r. a rich baohel >•• friend, you can set it d twn ih'tt she means'tio sew in order that rsh j may reap. (From Fun.) A Meat Extract.— From a paßsenger's account of the n cent heavy g les in the Atlantic we c tract the satisfying information that when food was nau-sea-ating a' seavS'on-ab'e comfort and joy was derived from the Liebig Company's extract of Me^it, and there is no Lie big or little about this. Note. — When we h- ar of •• Music cf the Future," we always tancy that it must be played by a B^nd of Hope. Turn and Turn About. — Hurry : Stunnin* girl just passed, eh. old boy ? Did you see her look b^ok at me?-— Fred. Ye»{ they say it don's ate moon to turn » woman 1 ! h«»d.