ALL OWING TO THE LATE FROST.
■ Magistrate : " You are charged with adulterating your milk last week." Milkman : "Your worship, 1 would scorn to do such a thing. " Magistrate " Then how do you account for the presence pi ,]o per cent ol water in the milk ?'- . " • Milkman : " Well, your worship, the frost was so severe that it froze the milk in the cans, and I was obliged to put some hot water in to thaw it. \\ hat el.se coiilcl I do ?" . His wor.hip said he could do a month.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume III, 14 May 1891, Page 4
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88ALL OWING TO THE LATE FROST. Manawatu Herald, Volume III, 14 May 1891, Page 4
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