CONVERTED KITTENS.
' Small boy : "Do you want to buy some Presbyterian Kittens?" Minister: "Kittens! no ; go along." A week later the boy calls at the " Episcopal rectory" and asks the rector if he ■wants to buy some 'Piscopal kittens. Rector replies, " Episcopal kittens'. Why, I never heard of such a thing." •• • Just then the Presbyterian minister who was calling at the house came out and said, " Look here ! Aren't you the boy that came to my house a week ago to sell me some Presbyterian kittens ?" •.. { Small boy : " Yes, sir." Minister: "Well, how is it they are J.j.'.scopal kittens now ?" Small boy : " Why you see when I biung" '•m to you they hadn't got their eyes open yet." Exit Presbyterian minister.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume III, Issue III, 26 March 1891, Page 4
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121CONVERTED KITTENS. Manawatu Herald, Volume III, Issue III, 26 March 1891, Page 4
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