A practical joke is poor fun,— because the laugh doesn't reach all round. Dr McCosh, in his book on the emotions, treats them as separate from the feeling?. For instance, a man feeling around for a match in the dark, stubs his unpi'otoeted dcx*> ter toe on the ragged edge of a j cylinder stove*--that's feeling; he swears- that's emotion—.N. Y. Advertiser. When a sweet little child skips up carelessly and rests its niolassfasmeared'fingers on your light cassimeres, it is well enough for you to remember that of such ie the kingdom of heaven. The man of the nineteenth century is a condensed Metheusalah. Beautiful ladies are angry if gazed at, and indignant if not. A tack points hoavenward when it means mischief. Many stories are like cheese —considered better for being bad.
PRIMITIVE METHODIST CHURCH. THE Anniversary Tea Meeting in connection with the above Church will be held at the Chapel on MONDAY, the 24th inst. Tea on the tables at half-past five. After the tea a public meeting will be held, when addresses will be delivered by Ministers and friends — the chair to he taken at 7 o'clock. FOXTOF PUBEIO HALL. LOOK OUT FOE THE ■p OWING CLUB SOIEEE ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 26. Songs —Comic and sentimental, &c. Particulars in future advertisement. PATEA-MANAWATU EAILWAY. Alteration to Train Service on QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY, MAY 24. AN Extra Train will leave Palmerston at G. 25 a.m., arriving at Wanganui at 11 a.m. An Extra Train will leave Wanganui at 12.15 noon, arriving at Palmerston at 5 p.m. The train that usually leaves Wanganui at 4.15 p.m. will not leave until 5.15 p.m. On above date siugle tickets will be available for return journey. T. F. ROTHERAM, General Manager. Wanganui, 17th May. TOST, on Sunday last, between J the Main-street and the Lady's Mile, a Blue SLIPPEE. Finder will be liberally rewarded on leaving same at Manawatu Herald Office. MAXAWATU COUNTY COUNCIL. rpENDEES are invited to be sent A in to Chairman, at Foxton, up to 2 p.m. on Monday, June 7^ for Metalling Otaki Foxton ro^ad, near Foxton / , Bush felling, Fitzherbert Specifications to be seen at County Office, Foxton, and Highways Office, Palmerston North. r H. J. HAYNS, Engineer to Council. Palmerston North, May 17, 1880. FOXTON BAKERY. ICIEST QUALITY BREAD, guaranteed fuU weight, at QD. PEE 41b LOAF, FOR CASH. JOHN W. LIDDELL, Mainsstreet, Foxton. £5 EEWARD. T THE UNDERSIGNED, hereby -1-j offer the above reward to anyone that will give such information that will lead to the conviction of the person or persons that did on Saturday last remove my ladder, and place tne seine in the Awahou Stream, Foxton. Also, £1 will le paid on conviction of the paity that broke up my sawstool on the same date. CHARLES HOWE, Proprietor Foxton Family Hotel.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume II, Issue 76, 18 May 1880, Page 3
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466Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Manawatu Herald, Volume II, Issue 76, 18 May 1880, Page 3
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