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Manawatu Herald, Volume II, Issue 56, 9 March 1880, Page 3

The man who had the last word in j disputing with a woman, has advertised to whistle against a locomotive for a wager. W 7 hen you can't remember what your, wife told you to bring hcmO get hairpins. They are always handy in a house. It has been suggested that a pretty girl in front and a collector behind would keep the average pedestrian up to a five-hundred.and-fifty mile _core. "Is that a new dress or an old one made over ?" is the awful query every woman asks herself when she sees another woman sailing along in a change. An innocent exchange has a dis sertation on " Why the hair comes out." After the editor gets married he will write wholly on other subjects, deeming that too simple. '■ Who is your warmest friend ?" asked the teacher — v My mother !" yelled one of the boys. — "Your mother?" — "Yes, she 'warms' me every day." The teacher has given j up her missionary work.