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Manawatu Herald, Volume II, Issue 17, 21 October 1879, Page 3

Brown : " Hullo, Smith ! much damage ! " Smith: " Oh, nothing much ; only smashed my hat, lost a stirrup and one spur, tore off the heel of my boot, lost my watch and sherry flask, split my coat, burst my breeches, broke both knees of my 'osa, cast a shoe, smashed one rein of my bridle, got a black eye and a sprained ankle, knocked out one of my front teeth, and scored my face all o\er — that's all, except the bill I shall have for the gate." Brown: "Ah, well/ there's .always a something! Haven't got any bank shares, I hope-" Bishop Clark once went to see one one of his parishioners, a lady with a prodigious family, which had recently been increased. As he rose to leave the lady stopped him with — ' ' But you haven't seen my last baby." "No," he quickly replied, "and I never expect to." Then he fled. Knowledge is the right bower, and one of the showiest cards in the peck, yet in the game of life oheek is the little joker that is oftentimes the winner.

PRIMITIVE METHODIST CHURCH, FOXTON. T*HE REV. D. DUTTON, [ F.R.A.S., Will deliver his popular Lecture entitled "BRITAIN UNDER THE ROMANS," ON MONDAY, 27th OCTOBER, 1879. Chair to be taken at 7.30 p.m. Admission, Is. NOTICE. T HEREBY call on the would-be JL Perjurer to lay an information against the owner of cattle running on the Tramway Road, Foxton, on 13th inst. JOHN PURCELL. Foxton, 20th October. FINAL NOTICE. ALL Accounts owing to Messrs 11. Davidson & Co. must be paid to the undersigned on or before Tuesday, 4th November, 1879. If not paid by that date, legal proceedings will be taken to recover the same without further notice. W. G. ROBINSON. Foxton, 2lst October, 1879. DISSOLUTION OP PARTNERSHIP. Notice is hereby given that the Patnership hitherto subsisting between Thomas Bowe and Joseph Birchley, as members of the firm of Bowe, Birchley & Co, has been dissolved by mutual consent, the said Joseph Birchley having taken over the whole interest and share of Thomas Bowe in the aforesaid firm. Signed at Foxton this twentieth day of October, 1879. y JOSEPH BIRCHLEY. THOMAS BOWE. Witness— G W. Rtjssbll, Journalist.