" What does Good Friday mean ?" asked one schoolboy of another. " You had better go home and read your • Robinson Crusoe,' " was the withering reply. How some people keep from ireezing in the winter— By keeping themselves constantly in hot water with their neighbors. The divorce market must be still easy in Indiana. A country paper in that State heads the list of marriages, " limited Partnerships." " The height of politeness" is passing round upon the opposite side of a lady, while walking with her, in order|not to step on her shadow. The phonograph is to be utilised by adding that machine to all the * clocks in the house, so as to accompany their striking with appropriate remarks as to dinner. " Mamma, can't we have anything we want ?" " Yes my dear ; but be careful and don't want anything you can't have." Delicate consideration for tne elephant: Considerate little girl— " Please, Mr. Keeper, will it hart him if I give him a currant out of my bun?"
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Manawatu Herald, Volume I, Issue 68, 22 April 1879, Page 3
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164Untitled Manawatu Herald, Volume I, Issue 68, 22 April 1879, Page 3
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