Unexpected G.utuity. -Waiter— Bog pardon, ?ir, but L think you've m ido a mistake. Tui.s is a iialfpouiiy ! Old gout (grandly) — Oi, djar no— . lo tat alf, ujt at all! i never give loss ! — Pu ich.
T^M:ikolj3e(jhod liito. — If tho leech will no: bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and ho will become so uhirp, that ho will bite through a kitch.-u poker, or the heart of a bill-discounter.
OuriJUS Mistake.— A seasi le belle left her bathing shojs hauling out ot" her hotol window to dry, and rhj next d.iy. tlu 1 »cil paper anuuun-soi " that siuh au hotel h.i I put up tto»v awnings of unujuj d jslmi "— . Philadelphia Bulbi-iu. °
When may a man's frieudi naturally suppose that ho has gouj a luUiiug ? \Yiien he has gone a courting.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume I, Issue 50, 7 March 1879, Page 2
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135Untitled Manawatu Herald, Volume I, Issue 50, 7 March 1879, Page 2
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