“Do you play golf?.” “No! But I’ll he darned if I can give it up.” “ So you’ve just got back from your holiday. Feel any change?” “ Not a penny.” Mrs Gabbins: Here is an interesting article on “What a Woman Should Weigh.” Husband: Does it, by any chance, mention her words? Teacher: Next time you are late you must bring an excuse. Tommy; Who from? “ From your father.” “He ain’t no good at excuses — mother finds him out every time.”
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Lake County Mail, Issue 25, 12 November 1947, Page 4
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80Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Lake County Mail, Issue 25, 12 November 1947, Page 4
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