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Kaipara and Waitemata Echo, 11 March 1915, Page 3

The Kaiser calls his army an automatic machine. Somebody must have been putting a bent penny into it. The military of Breslau who fired at | J.upiter, thinking it w.as an airship, were, probably under the influence of Bacchus, The Kaiser's horoscope, says an American astrologer, bristles with calamitous possibilities. We prefer to regard them as certainties. The Russians recently captured the Kaiser's model horse-breeding establishment in Eastern Prussia, Having lost his stud, no wonder Wilhelm's choler is rising. The' Rome Tribuna estimates that there are 600,000 Austrian and German prisoners in Russia; 600,000 in Servia; and 350,009 in France and England v. The Kaiser, in a speech in Poland', said : " The enemy must be completely gverthro.wn, then I will dictate ' ne^cP v/ith the help uf my soldiers' bayonet points'" Truo, they say he's mad, but he'll be madder yet, when the French and British trot into Berlin. The Marquis of Ornato has offered £50,0"0 sterling for the next Zeppelin brought down in France, Will se.je Lord or Duke make a. similar offer on behalf of .England? : .