TWO OF THEM.
A lady was olie day driving her husband down a very narrow lane, when, on turning a sharp corner, they encountered a brewer's van. Neither had room to pass, and the I lady said, very tartly, to the driver: "You must go back, for I shall not. I You must have seen us before enter- ' ing the lane." I "But how could he, my dear," reI plied her husband, "wilh this sud- | den turn in the lane ?" j "Never mind," answered his wife. |"I don't care what you say. Here I stay all day, if necessary, before I will go back. The brewer's man grinned, and I said : I "All right, guvnor, I'll back out jof it. I've got just such another 1 at home !"
"Beef pie" is so called because it is composed entirely of pie ? ;Tt is advisable to strain milk, but i not the eyes ? 1398.
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Kaipara and Waitemata Echo, 12 June 1914, Page 2
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