THE ONE THAT MATTERED.
An enthusiastic angler fell into the Tay. He was rescued with some difficulty, and lay apparently unconscious, surrounded by his rescuers. "There are sixteen rules for treating the apparently drowned," said a gentleman, helplessly, "but I can't remember any of them." "W-iill," said the half-drowned man, "is there wun at a' boot whusky ?" "Yes," was the reply. "Then get tae wairk muckle sharrp on that ane," advised the sufferer, "and nivver worry aboot the ither fifteen !"
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Kaipara and Waitemata Echo, 8 May 1914, Page 2
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80THE ONE THAT MATTERED. Kaipara and Waitemata Echo, 8 May 1914, Page 2
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