"Don't you think it absurd to speak of ' man' as being made of dust, doctor ?" "I think the term more appropriate to girls." "And why ?" '•They cause such a lot of trouble when they get into a fellow's eye." Young Man- (whispering to jeweller): "That engagement - ring I bought of you yesterday " Jeweller : "What's the matter with it ? Didn't it fit ?" Young Man (cautiously) : " 'Sh !. Tt didn't have a chance. Gimme studs for it."
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Kaipara and Waitemata Echo, 17 April 1914, Page 8
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74Untitled Kaipara and Waitemata Echo, 17 April 1914, Page 8
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