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Kawhia Settler and Raglan Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 231, 20 October 1905, Page 3

A Canvassing Candidate, j HIS EXPERIENCES. My bow Committeeman has *• nous ” Said lie this week to me, M It’s time t-o do a house-to-house And kiss the babies— see ; Just trickle gently round, my son, All things to all then bo; THAT'S how these women’s votes are won.” Saia I, “ I quite agree," « Upon the platform,” said my friend, F “ You’re walking on hot bricks; They want to know what you intend, And cold print fixes tricks. But, 'in strict confidence —aow mind,’ They swallow privately Whatever slabs you like to grind.” Said I, “I quite agree.” I went and called on Mrs Jones And mugged her latest twins; She thought the present Government Weren’t worth a row of pins. « Im going to vote to turn ’em out, And make Jones too,” said she • (Cf this I hadn't any doubt), So said, •* I quite agree.”

I then looked in on Japhet Brown, Who was an A.O.P. Senee, •* The crowd that run Dick down Have fallen in properly. I’d like to see the beggars HANGED, THAT’S what I’d like to sec ; They’re not a patch on him they slanged," Said I, ** I quite agree." I next looked up the “ Boozer’s Arms’,, And interviewed Host Bung ; 1 revelled in bis barmaid’s charms, And heard ’em both give tongue. Said he, “ I’d like a ring kept clear For me and Tommy T-, And no one by to interefere.” Said I, “ I quite agree.” Smith and his wife, who lived next door, Asked me to stay to tea ; Eleven kids crawled o’er the floor (I kissed the cleanest three), They asked me if I’d squash the Trade; I answered, “ Certainlce.” They said, '* What ruin it HAS made !” Said I, « 1 quite agree.” To Voter Snooks I mentioned straight (He leads a Union band( I’d never, never alienate The unborn millions’ land. To Farmer Giles 1 promis'd I’d Support the hold that’s free. Saia he, “ I’m glad you’re on our side.” Said I, “ I quit© agree,” I had a toughish job next bout— A chap called Doubting Bill. He said that Seldon was played out, AadMass-y made him ill. Seme, "Tom Taylor’s Fancy Mob Are JUST the push for me Yen couldn’t lend me thirty bob Said I, " Oh, well, I’ll see.” I swore to Miss Priscilla Spinks, If she would put me in, To knock out smoking—oath?—and drinks— And every kind of Sin. And then the Devil left HIS cards; “ Look hore, old man,” said h ■, “ You can giv.t Ananias YAU DS,” Said I, '* I QUITE agree.” —From ° Christchurch Star.” Tho Peoples’ Column. I Advortiwmcntx under this bending hh- inserted at the rate of three iiu f««r Is ; three insertions 2a f"l. All udverti-iinents nuut be itspaid.] A NICE va icty of Pictoral Tost Curds to choose from at th Sattleb Office. CENTURAKY DICTION ARY, in 10 vol?., including atlas and book j»f proper names, and bonk case, for sale ; cost £18;wbat offers. Apply—R.P , this office. DENSMORE TYPEWRITER for sale, perfect order; co'Jt $100; offer for £l5 E.D., Box 6, Kawnia. FOR Sale—Single Iron Bedstead. Apply —B.B , thh office. IIOR SALE—4 BULLS, 3 2 year old, 1 ' yearl ng. Bred from the well known stock of Mr Wm. Taylor, Te Awamutu. Apply—Tom. Green, Awaroa. FOUND.— Bunch of Keys. Owner can have same by paying expenses. Apply —SdTLER Office. FOR SALE—Substantial Whore, suitable foi removal; partly furnished; cheap. Apply—P 8., Settler office. p OOD LITERATURE for sale, 9d per volVT ume. at E. A. Dance’s, Kawhia. KAWHIA BEACH-For Sale, Leasehold Section, building ? rooms, late mineral water factory, rent £7 per annum; price £25 cash. Also, 644 acres 0.R.P., 70 felled, rent paid to 1908. Price £3OC. Apply— E C. FalWasbeb, Kawhia, PICTORAL POST CARDS are obtainable at the Slttleb Office. Id and 1* each. SEND your friends a view of some plat* in New Zealand, Post cards for sale at the Settler Office. TV ANTED—A LAD for general farm work ) I must be able to milk, no factory ; good wages and home. —Apply Settlub Office. WANTED to Buy. Good Milch Cow, state price to T. Good, Kawhia. Special Notices OPARAU TENNIS CLUB. THE Committee and Membora of the above club wieh to convey their sincere THANKS to all those wbo attended and so kindly assisted in making the ball such a success. W. W. DAVIES, Hon. Sec. LIME. LIME. LIME. BUILDING AND AGRICULTURAL Delivered to any part of the harbour. G, H. Mackenzie, Agent, Oparau. Amusements. kawhia county lawn TENNIS CLUB. rpHE Opening of the Tennis Season -* will be celebrated by the above club by the holding of a BALL in Scott’s Hall or. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9th, 1905. Admission—Double Tickets 8s; Single, 2s Gd ; Ladies If*. DANCING 8 P.M. \ N. NEWTON, Hon. Seo.