Smithson and Billson, running opposite ways round a corner, struck each other. '"Ob,," said Smithson, "how you made my head ring !" "That's a sign it's hollow," said Billson. "Didn't yours ring ?" asked Smitiison. "No," said Billson. "That's a siign its cracked." An old lady, really quite well, was always complaining and "enjoying poor health," as she expressed it. Her various ailments were to her the most interesting topic in the world. One day a neighbour ifound her eating a hearty meal, -and asked her how she was. "Poor me," she ■ sighed. "I fee) very well, but I always feel bad when I feel well, fc'aecause I know 1 am going to feel worse afterwards."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 672, 27 May 1914, Page 3
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114Untitled King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 672, 27 May 1914, Page 3
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