"Am I required to exchange wcdd;n? gifts in the department from which they were purchased ?" " Not at all.,'' said the s.iopwalker. ''"Thank you. I would Like to exchange a rose-bowl for a frying-
BYES RIGHT ! A. good story is told of a certain North of England police inspector, who, it is said, -"squinted" more than a little. Five men had been caught gambling and were brought before him. Turning to prisoner N. 1, he asked, "What is your name ?" •'John Flanagan, sir," immediately replied prisoner No. 2, who apparently thought the squinting inspector was looking at him. The inspector glared, as he thought at No. 2 and growled, "Silcn:e ! I didn't speak to you." At this prisoner No. 3 began to loo 1 .? discomfited, and finally blurted out. '•Please, sir, I'm sure I l a word." The inspector's reply is not re corded. 1331.
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 668, 13 May 1914, Page 3
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144Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 668, 13 May 1914, Page 3
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