EVEN A WAITER WILL TURN.
Generally speaking, a waiter's liie is not a particularly happy one, and Mr. Browne has found *t very difficult to please some of his customers. A needy individual entered the restaurant the other day. "Waiter," he said, "I'll begin on oysters. One dozen —natives, mind ; I like them on the deep shell ; not too large nor yet too small. Choose them carefully, and remember you must not bring me any that are not fresh and plump." "Yes, sir," said the waiter, sardonically, "an' would yon like 'eoa with pearls in or without, sir V
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 651, 14 March 1914, Page 7
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99EVEN A WAITER WILL TURN. King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 651, 14 March 1914, Page 7
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