"Once only have I spoV.m crossly to my wife," said a mr.n io in intimate friend. '"lndeed !" remarked the lat.t r .1: some surprise. "Yes," said the first speaker rather ambiguously ; ''once was enough for me." Poet's Wife : "Don't yo-.i thin"; in 5 new hat is a perfect poen\ John?" Poet (sighing, as he things of ih biil): "My dear, I'm afraid it's several poems." livery woman is born with a l.'-rth-right of influence, which at i-.tv..-, 1 cost she may maintain for good, ; u: with little effort raise to no'ileness —Bernard Cecil Blake. There are a great many people will motor-cars nowadays who cannot af ford to keep a donkey.—Judge Krr.dri lives of public men Are balanced on a razor's edge. —Mason.
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 651, 14 March 1914, Page 3
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123Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 King Country Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 651, 14 March 1914, Page 3
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