He was an optimist. and liuU just moved into new lodgings with hit? S'ifc. On the north of them uwc-ll a company. Chemicals were made In tbe ea:-i ■ A slue factory perfumed the sosiiu. The west wafted weird soap-In;il »nj-c eiikivia. But, bless you, he was an optimist ! "Of course, uea'.'," he nmrsvtured, holding his nose, "it is a little vry • ing sometimes. Still, there's advantages in the arrangement. At least, we don't need to buy a weathercock to tell which way tfee wind's blowing !" 1.G79. How He Scores. —Kaxiner Y\'m\~le, who has n liking for rearing porkers, met a Scotcfasn&u. "J say, my man, do you know thai a person grows in tiixiss to look like the animal he ro.ire ?" •''Bosh, now, yo-u don't say so !" said Sandy. " 'Ow long ago was it since vou left oS KJon'""ys ?''
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VII, Issue 609, 8 October 1913, Page 6
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139Page 6 Advertisements Column 2 King Country Chronicle, Volume VII, Issue 609, 8 October 1913, Page 6
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