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King Country Chronicle, Volume VII, Issue 575, 11 June 1913, Page 7

IF you cannot sing on account of hoarseness and sore throat, then try "NAZOL." It will soon put you right, so that you can sing to your hearts content. (3)

TOO RISKY,

" When you go to bed madam," said the. old-school M.D., "prop your head up on a pillow, and then get someone to press gently with his Bngers on either side of your throat. You'll find that a curtain cure for insomnia, I fancy." But when the doctor visited his patient the following day he found her, if anything, more haggard and weary-looking than before. "Did you try the remedy, madam?" he asked her. "No !" she snapped. "And why not, may I ask ?" "My daughter is away from home, doctor, and my son-in-law is the only person in the house. I asked him to carry out your instructions. He replied, ' With the greatest, of pleasure, mother." I locked my bedroom door last night, doctor." The doctor stared in amazement. "My son-in-law," went on the lady, "never before said ' With the greatest of pleasure ' to any request of mine !"

When Mark Twain was a young and struggling newspaper writer in San Francisco, a lady of his acquaintance saw him one day with a cigar box under his arm, looking in a shop window. "Mr. .Clemens," she said, "I always see you,with a cigar box under your ;.nr>. / I am r."rui you are smoking too " It isn't that," said Marjjc. "I'm mov-