NOT TO BE HAD.
'A school teacher had a large drawing of a deer in front of a class of small boys. She had long tried to get the youngsters to give its name, but they had all failed. Turning to a small boy she asked "What does your father call your mother sometimes, Tommy ?" To which the young hopeful replied, "Garn, that ain't an old cow."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VII, Issue 546, 1 March 1913, Page 7
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67NOT TO BE HAD. King Country Chronicle, Volume VII, Issue 546, 1 March 1913, Page 7
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