Oil a field attached to a certaiD theological college a donkey was accustomed to graze. One day some of the students brought Teddy into the college and placed him opposite the door of the lecture room, and, aftei gently tapping at the door, left thf donkey standing. The professor, on opening the door, was surprised foi a moment ; but his ready wit turned the tables on the jokers, for, turning to the smiling group inside the room he said —"Ah, another new student." Hubbard : '"I estimate that advertising costs me fifty pounds a veai more than I can afford ' Jaye : "What are you talking about? You don't advertise." "No ; but the drapers do, and my cogOrased bargaia-bynter,"
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 471, 5 June 1912, Page 7
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117Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 471, 5 June 1912, Page 7
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