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A parson was applied to for advice by a member of his coir:; re Cation, who complained of tli.: •\iuintial noise made on a trombone by a nextdoor neighbour. "Can a man," he "who practises 0 n such an instrument from morning to night be a good Christian ?" "Such a man might possibly be a good Christian," the parson replied, "but his next-door neighbour could First Matron : "Yes, my doctor has the reputation of being quite a lady-killer." Second Matron : "Oh, indeed ! Mine doesn't make the slightest distinction between the sexes."

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King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 455, 10 April 1912, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 4 King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 455, 10 April 1912, Page 7

Page 7 Advertisements Column 4 King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 455, 10 April 1912, Page 7

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