AT THE SMOKING CONCERT. Ted : "I'm sick of these stale old songs." Sam : "Well, open that window, then." "What good will that do ?" "Why, give us a little fresh air." He : "So yon read my new novel 1 Mow do you like it ?" She : "I laid down the volume will) intense pleasure." Cham : "Say, how is Winter getting on ?" Waggle : "WoU. when I saw him he hadn't got a shirt to his back." Cham : "Poor fellow. Where did you see him ?" Waggle : "Bathing at Brighton." "The only turf business 1 trouble about," the old lien remarked, "is the latest scratching®."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 450, 23 March 1912, Page 2
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100Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 450, 23 March 1912, Page 2
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