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King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 447, 13 March 1912, Page 7

Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," And brandy, rum and beer and wine; ALL kinds of "nips" he thought divine His friends to him had often said, "If you don't stop, you'll soon be dead:" But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, and mors i and MORE I! and MORE 11! Till one day In his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright ! Hla room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wlnga And elephants and tiger oats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue. And hippopotamusbbt too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW S The Colonel to th 3 Doc. said "Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass tha 3URATURA TSA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'M pledge my pals In—

O s^ TO PROVE BRIGE'S REGENERATOR I These pictures are genuine copies of original uniaked photographs of a typical case of baldness cured by Brice's Regenerator. Mr. Brice will forfeit £SOO to the person who can prove that these, or any other photographs published by him are not faithful and genuine. STANDS ON ITS &iERITS! Price, 3 6. Social Strength, 5/6. Brice's Regenerator stocked by GREEN & COLEBROOK Ltd. and by leading chemists throughout New Zealand. TO LAND BUYERS Get on the land, but get on it cheap. Do not pay big goodwills on top of big rentals for Maori leases, when you can buy 975 acres Education Reserve for 37/6 per acre. Twenty one years lease with right of renewal or valuation for improvements up to £3 per acre (18 years yet to run.) Held at the nominal rental of 4d per acre, all heavy forest country of first class quality, equal to the average Taranaki land. Some lines felled and one and a half miles new fencing just erected, sheep and cattle proof, 8 wires. School and telephone on adjoining properties. Apply "Owner" Box 19, Otorohanga.

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