Would-be Cyclist : "i yon Baid that after twelve lessons of an bour each I should know how to ride?" Instructor: "So you would, sir. if you hadn't spent the best part of the time on the ground." "Why does your new baby cry so much?" "If all your teeth were out, your hair cfT„ and your so weak that you couldn't stand on them, I rather fancy you'd feel like crying yourself."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 443, 28 February 1912, Page 6
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72Page 6 Advertisements Column 5 King Country Chronicle, Volume VI, Issue 443, 28 February 1912, Page 6
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