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King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 396, 16 September 1911, Page 7

errible Tale! Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," And brandy, rum and beer and wine; ALL kinds of "nips" he thought divine His friends to him had often said, "If you don't stop, you'll soon be dead i' But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, ana more i and MORE!! and MORE ! ! I Till one day in his bea at hight Poor Bunker had an awful fright ! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamusesi too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW ! The Colonel to the Doc. said "Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals in— Suratura ! HAIR GROWN BY

The young lady who owns this hair, MSss M. J. McLaren, of North Opawa, was troubled with Dandruff and Fall" ing Hair. She used Brice's Regenerator, and testifies : " fifty hair is now thick and fre@ from Dandruff, and is the envy of many of jny acquaintances." Price, 3/6 ; Special Strength, 5/6. Of all wood Chemist*. THE FACTS TALK Insist on getting Brice's Regenerator! JB Brice's Regenerator stocked by GREEN & COLEBEGOK Ltd. and by leading chemists throughout New Zealand. ttH Not Yet Too Late! WARNING TO CLERKS I OBTAIN Your Accountancy Diploma pfeij nun, and have your name placed mi &s!}*> the Renter. Only Registered Qualified Men can get. fifekj yond portions. Tlie business men will L^sj unt employ the others except for the Mffei) " little job*." Vim want n " )>ig'' Job— Don't You'- Then Qirilify NOW I It EOS) L-..MS nothing to „n. L uiie. §|§| FREE BOOKLET posted on request, giving full details of our L'ouises in Ac- Kpft i:nviut;i7icy—iiuuk-keeping. etc. Elenien- |yp tary and Advanced—All stages. RpH HEMINGWAY & ROBERTSON'S pi Correspondence Schools, Ltd., P O. Box 516, AUCKLAND, TO LAND BUYERS (jet on tlie land, but get on it cheap. Do not pay big goodwills on top of big rentals for Maori leases, when you can buy 975 acres Education Reserve for 37/6 per acre. Twenty one years lease with right of renewal or valuation for improvements up to £3 per acre (18 years yet to run.) Held at the nominal rental of 4c! per acre, all heavy forest country of first class quality, equal to the average Taranaki land. Some lines felled and one and a half miles new fencing just erected, sheep and cattle proof, 8 wires. School and telephone on adjoining properties. Apply " Owner " Box 19, Otorohanga. Waverley Hotel AUCKLAND Being situated alongside new Post Office. Railway Station, Tram Terminus and Wharf. Country visitors to the city will receive every attention TARIFF: 7s per day. W. (t. ABBOTT, Proprietor, Late Ohaupo and Te Awamutu.

BLACKMAN & COBB Funeral Directors and Embalmers Rora Street Te Kuiti Telephone No. 24.