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King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 395, 13 September 1911, Page 7

Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold, And brandy, rum and beer and wine ; ALL kinds of "nips" he thought divine "Ifyou don't stop,you'll soon be dead : But Bunker laughed and drank soma more, And more, and morb i and MORE!! and MORE ! ! ! TIM one day in his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright ! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamuses i too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW ! The Colonel to the Doc. said "Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals in— HASR BROWN BY mm i}im 155S m

i young lady who owns this hair, M. J. McLaren, of North Opaiva, troubled with Dandruff and Falling Hair. She used Brice's Regenerator, and testi.ies : " Pf.y hair is now thick ancf f»~3e from Dandruff, ana' is the envy Of many of rny acquaintances." Price, 3/6; Special Strength, 5/6. | Insist on getting Brice's Regenerator! j V 6 ■*? Brice's Regenerator stocked by LiREEN & COLEBROOK Ltd. and by leading chemists throughout New Zealand. clerks: ' Good and m 1 Well-paid Po- WM .-ition.- y.iu have your Dame on the m? Accountants' !le'_'i.~tei'. s*ifi| You ciiu only register by passing the pj prescribed examinations. WM These will include MATRICULATION mt { in IPI3- Ai present they ever Practical Commercial Subjects only, which anyone with ordinary ability an.l anil.ition can gg na>s. Be wise and <iualify in time ! ' |S lOOKLET posted on request, pg Accountancy—Book . keeping, etc.—Ele- Kg) nientarv anil Advanced—All stages. p^ HEMINGWAY & ROBERTSON'S I Correspondence Schools, Ltd-, /wljja P.O. Box 516. A ' '"'" TO LAND -BUYEES Get on the Land, but get on it cheap. ' Do not pay big goodwills on top of big rentals for Maori leases, when you can buy 975 acres Education Reserve for 37/6 ner acre. Twenty one years lease with right of renewal or valuation for improvements up to £3 per acre (18 years yet to run.) Held at the nominal rental of 4d per acre, all heavy forest country o |r first class quality, equal to the average Taranaki land. Some lines felled and one and a half miles new fencing just erected, sheep and cattle proof, 8 wires. School and telephone on adjoining properties. Apply "Owner" Box 19, Otorohanga. note 1 AUCKLAND Being situated alongside new Post Office. Railway Station, Tram Terminus and Wharf. Country visitors to the city will receive every attention TARIFF: /s per day. W. G. ABBOTT, Proprietor, Late Ohaupo and Te Awamutu,

mutm m 55 m m. S& 15* >?^SS, ?=3:?5»B W2*y S8« MBOK BLACKIAN & COBB Funeral Directors and Embaimers Rora Street Te Kuiti Telephone. No. 24.