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King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 370, 17 June 1911, Page 2

A Terrible Tale ! Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped " whiskey cold," And brandy, rum and beer and wine ; All kinds of "nips " he thought divine His friends to him had often said, " If you don't stop, you'll soon be dead !" But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, and more! and MORE!! and MORE!!! Till one day in his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamuses ! too! But when he saw a purple cow ! The Colonel to the Doc. said " Now, No more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the Suratura Tea ! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals in— SURATURA! S. E. HILL Land and Estate Agent Victoria St., Hamilton 9000 ACRES NATIVE LEASE, u\J\J\J situated 4 miles from railway | station. Flat open dry country j with good rough feed; all ploughable, with stream running through property. Sheep proof fences. In present state will carry 300 head of cattle. House of 3 rooms. Annual rental, 2s per acre for 38 years. Goodwill, £1 us per acre. Cash required, £ 1,000. 7 AA ACRES FREEHOLD, near Cam- • v" bridge, undulating and hilly country, sheep proof fences, good black soil. Will carry 3 sheep per acre, watered by 2 streams. Creamery and school l l / 2 miles. New house of 4 rooms; 5 bail cow-byre. This is a splendid sheep farm. Price, £8 10s per acre. Cash, £2,000. OAA ACRES FREEHOLD, situated Creamery, school, and post office I\\ miles. Undulating country, all ploughable (except a few acres of good swamp). About two thirds improved and 25 acres of new grass just laid down ; well watered. House and outbuildings. Price, £lO 10s per acre. Cash, £450, balance 5 years at 5 per cent. To those desirous of disposing of their properties I would be pleased if they would favour me with particulars of the

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